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A Haaaarggghh! - International Let's Talk Like a Pirate Day
We be talking like pirates everyday but if yer think yer
vocal chords can only cope with it once every 365 days then September
19th be the day fer you. If ye can't even manage it fer jest one day a
year then yer nothing more than but a scurvy livered wimp of a stain on
Master Bate's bottom burp reekin underpants.
Talk Like a Pirate Day History
It be many years ago now since Capt Slappy an ol'Chumbucket, Oregon's first full time pirates, started lets talk like a pirate day in the USA. Let's talk like a pirate day be now international lets talk like a pirate day and it now be celebrated all over the world by people o all walks a life who be talking like a pirate. There even be lets act like a pirate days popping up an rearing their pirate heads all over the country from the Horniman centre in Dulwich to the Smugglers Cave in HastingsTalk Like a Pirate Day Forum
The Pirates o The Carob Bean have kindly started up a forum so you can be praticing talking like a pirate an find out about how to be a pirate to be reckoned with. If they be havin the time other more experienceded pirates be talking like a pirate with you an helpin you along your way to a pirate o distinction. Talk like a pirate now.Talk Like a Pirate Day Gallery
You can also be posting up a picture o yer face at the talk like a pirate day gallery and show what a healthy salt o the earth pirate be looking at. Show yerself now!When Is Lets Talk Like a Pirate Day ?
I already told you that you cloth eared lily sookin illiterate spawn of a rash infected cows mouth breath of a fat bellied udder squeezing dreaded lurgy infested rotting carcass munchin essentail fat depleted brain impaired toxic liver livered land lubber! Clear out yer lugholes an LISTEN!Lets Talk Like a Pirate Day is September the 19th 2006 this year!
Lets Talk Like a Pirate Day - Contacts
If you be a member o the fourth estate be it newspaper, radio or even TV then you can send a text with your request & contact details to 07944068432 or leave a message with Foods For Life on +44 (0)8712884642 for Capt Long John Tofu an they'll try to get a message to him.Alternatively send an email to donquinoa@piratesofthecarobbean.co.uk with full details of your request and contact details
About Pirates O The Carob Bean an Talk Like a Pirate Day
Avast me Hearties!
Is it secrets o' life yer wantin?? treasure?
Who be Pirates O The Carob Bean ?
We be a new breed of Pirates (some call us PC Pirates) - no rapin' without written consent, no pillagin' without a receipt and definitely no blood and guts. We certainly don't be fans o status quo. We want to make a difference, to change the Status Quo. We want all the world to see, to see we're laughing , an we's healthy as can be. We can take it all from you, again, again, again deeper an down , down down deeper and down.
Why Talk Like a Pirate Day
We 'ave considered the issue of weapons o' mass destruction and considered the main culprits to be ye 'umble plate, knife 'n' fork. Folks is doin' more damage wiv what they be eatin' without thinkin' about what they be eatin' than any amount of oojamaflip or other dreaded lurgy**. It be a darned disgrace what some scurvy faced land lubber so called Doctors be sayin or not be sayin about nutritionalological matters. Medicine? my aaarrrrrggghsenal!.
We decided we wants to recruit extra shipmates fer celebratin' international Talk Like a Pirate Day in Blighty for our vegdumacational deeds so if you be up for it give us a call.
We is thinking that that Galleywag Jamie Oliver and his Return To Jamies School Dinners be getting nowhere edumacating the parents o young scallywags who be eatin junk food if he be calling them "arsenals" and "tossers" fer shovin crisps and red bull down their throats. We be thinking Talk like a Pirate day and pirate talk may be reaching parts other insults can't reach and edumacate them by the back hatch.
**Dreaded Lurgy * That's greatly worse than scurvy - wi' a million different symptoms and fond o manifestin' itself in a thousand different ways wi' no known cure. Prevention is betterer than cure - especially when there be no cure so mind you eats yer fruit and veg. At least 5 a day mateys!
Sail away on 5 a day!' We says!
We uses our cutlasses for splicing pineapples, cutting the eyes out of potatoes and chopping heads of cabbage.The only thing we be choke are artichokes.Our muskets are used fer puttin' holes in coconuts fer gettin' the sweet milk from within. If you were t' catch us giving anythin' a good beating it would most likely be wholemeal flour, plantmilk, muscovado sugar and tropical cocoa powder t' make chocolate cake fit fer a king. And yes we believes in fairies! ( clap , clap )
We have travelled through the sea of change and found buried treasure in something that's now 60 years old. We are invitin' people all over the world to be talkin’ like a pirate and to be eatin’ more fruit and vegetables to avoid scurvy and all manner of diseases on International Talk like a Pirate Day September 19th!
How much is 5 a day? What's a portion?
Capt. Long John Tofu and The (vegan) Pirates of The Carob Bean
Talk Like a Vegan Pirate!
Talk Like a Pirate Day Forum - Speak yer mind and talk like a pirate in our very own Pirates of The Carob Bean Forum at www.here-be.piratesofthecarobbean.co.uk
SEE OUR PIRATE GALLERY a rogues gallery o vegan pirates (add your picture Now!)
SEE OUR PIRATE'S RECIPE PAGE Delicious recipes and party food for all Piratin' occassions and parties.
More about Talk Like a Pirate Day - September 19th
The Official British Headquarters for International Talk Like A Pirate Day
Talk like a pirate - where it all began - The Official website
Pirate News - Latest
Let's Talk like a Pirate News an Blog fer Vegan Pirates with Voice Mail at www.blog.veganpirates.co.uk
Latest competitions, news, and pirate giberish
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Basic tips on how to speak like a pirate
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The last an final words o Mad Dog Dewhurst afore he parted an oft repeated by the aromatic wenchette Lucious Lychee Lucy Loopy Loo with a josssticky glaze in her eye " all will be revealed"This Website is Copyright of The Pirates of The Carob Bean 2004 but you Pirates being what you are then I guess we have to expect a bit o' piracy of our ideas. "Live like a pirate, eat like a pirate and you'll 'ave to be puttin up wi' Piratin" is what Lucious Lychee Lucy Loopy Loo always used to say to me.
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