Vegan Pirates - vegdumacating with healthy education - pirates o the carob bean

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Vegan Pirates treasure chest - pirates o the carob bean

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Vegan Pirates treasure - pirates o the carob bean

The Secrets of Life as discovered by Capt Long John Tofu that be based on the original findings of the great and intrepid Donald 'the Don' Watson who started the world's first ever bloodless revolution with help from other compassionate shipmates such as Kathleen ' First Hand' Jannaway, Leonardo Da Vinci and Da Vinci Code , Capt. Arthur 'Short Hand' Ling and Jay 'Jungle Jay' Dinsah. - see also MySpace - Vegan Pirates - Vegan Pirate Blog - Pirate game - Pirates Makes Sense

A Haaaarggghh! - International Let's Talk Like a Pirate Day

We be talking like pirates everyday but if yer think yer vocal chords can only cope with it once every 365 days then September 19th be the day fer you. If ye can't even manage it fer jest one day a year then yer nothing more than but a scurvy livered wimp of a stain on Master Bate's bottom burp reekin underpants. Find out more about Lets Talk Like A Pirate Day

Vegan Pirate Secrets O' Everlastin Fortuitous Pleasure an' Internal Life

Avast me Hearties!

Is it secrets o' life yer wantin?? treasure?

Having pillaged the streets of London we decided we wants to recruit extra shipmates fer celebratin' international Talk Like a Pirate Day in Blighty for our vegdumacational deeds.We be a new breed of Pirates (some call us PC Pirates) - no rapin' without written consent, no pillagin' without a receipt and definitely no blood and guts.

We 'ave considered the issue of weapons o' mass destruction and considered the main culprits to be ye 'umble plate, knife 'n' fork. Folks is doin' more damage wiv what they be eatin' without thinkin' about what they be eatin' than any amount of oojamaflip or other dreaded lurgy**. It be a darned disgrace what some scurvy faced land lubber so called Doctors be sayin. Medicine? my aaarrrrrggghsenal!.

**Dreaded Lurgy * That's greatly worse than scurvy - wi' a million different symptoms and fond o manifestin' itself in a thousand different ways wi' no known cure. Prevention is betterer than cure - especially when there be no cure so mind you eats yer fruit and veg. At least 5 a day mateys!

Sail away on 5 a day!' We says!
We uses our cutlasses for splicing pineapples, cutting the eyes out of potatoes and chopping heads of cabbage.The only thing we be choke are artichokes.Our muskets are used fer puttin' holes in coconuts fer gettin' the sweet milk from within. If you were t' catch us giving anythin' a good beating it would most likely be wholemeal flour, plantmilk, muscovado sugar and tropical cocoa powder t' make chocolate cake fit fer a king. And yes we believes in fairies! ( clap , clap )

We have travelled through the sea of change and found buried treasure in something that's now 60 years old. We are invitin' people all over the world to be talkin’ like a pirate and to be eatin’ more fruit and vegetables to avoid scurvy and all manner of diseases on International Talk like a Pirate Day September 19th!

How much is 5 a day? What's a portion?

Capt. Long John Tofu and The (vegan) Pirates of The Carob Bean

Talk Like a Pirate Now !

Pirate Forum - Speak yer mind and talk like a pirate in our very own Pirates of The Carob Bean Forum at www.here-be.piratesofthecarobbean.co.uk

SEE OUR PIRATE GALLERY a rogues gallery o vegan pirates (add your picture Now!)

SEE OUR PIRATE'S RECIPE PAGE Delicious recipes and party food for all Piratin' occassions and parties.

International Talk Like a Pirate Day is September 19th

The Official British Headquarters for International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Talk like a pirate - where it all began - The Official website

Pirate News - Latest

We now be havin a vegan pirates My Space space see videos, games, pictures

My Space

There be a new Pirates o The Carob Bean Game at

Pirate News an Blog fer Vegan Pirates with Voice Mail at www.blog.veganpirates.co.uk

Latest competitions, news, and pirate giberish

More Pirate Talk

Basic tips on how to speak like a pirate

Glossary - How to talk like a pirate

Vegan Pirates - Vegan Pirates Make Sense

Pirate Tatoos

* Lurgy Proof Nutrition* Galley Cookbooks* 5 A DAY*World Vegan Day* Contacts Talk to a Pirate Now *

Beware The Vegan Pirate Prophecy

The last an final words o vegan pirate Mad Dog Davey Dewhurst afore he parted an oft repeated by the aromatic wenchette Lucious Lychee Lucy Loopy Loo with a josssticky glaze in her eye " all will be revealed"

This Website is Copyright of The Pirates of The Carob Bean 2004 but you Pirates being what you are then I guess we have to expect a bit o' piracy of our ideas. "Live like a pirate, eat like a pirate and you'll 'ave to be puttin up wi' Piratin" is what Lucious Lychee Lucy Loopy Loo always used to say to me.

Contacting Vegan Pirates

To contact a vegan pirate such as Long John Tofu or Capn Don Quinoa you can try emailin them at veganpirates.co.uk or you could try sendin a text message to +44 (0) 7944 068432 an there's a fair chance it'll get forwarded on. You could try the MySpace too

They do be making public appearances and are available fer radio an TV and speaking but it depends how far away on the seven seas they be and how much gold you are prepared to tempt them with. Grolsh beer and Booja Booja chocolate may work too.

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